May 2005

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May 2005

Well, summer is now within our reach! It is time to bask in its warmth and stretch out with the longer days.

Enjoy!

A Hopeful Prayer

So far today

I've done alright

I haven't gossiped

I haven't lost my temper

I haven't lied or cheated

I haven't been grumpy,

greedy, nasty, selfish or over indulgent

I'm very thankful for that.

But in a few minutes, God,

I am going to get out of bed

And from then on, I'm probably

going to need a lot more help.

Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3. If your sister hits, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

5. Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a tic-tac.

6. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

7. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

8. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

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